- What is creepier: A ghost, an albino, or an albino ghost?
- Can you really say “Toy Boat” five times fast?
- Who is the better dunker: Michael Jordan or Dunk-a-roos?
- Are Black and Asian people upset that they have one natural hair color or are they relieved that they will never be gingers?
- Do you think Jesus was white because you’re racist or because he tastes like a cracker?
- Why do some prefer to think of bridges as man-made Isthmuses?
- If it’s easier said than done, what say you about tongue-twisters?
- Which is bigger: A jumbo shrimp or a dwarf monkey?
- Who the hell stole the cookie from the cookie jar, and why do we still care?
- Also, when exactly does the statute of limitations for cookie-thieving expire?
- Are poison ivy bumps like braille alphabet soup to a blind man?
Above are some stirring questions. Honestly, I don’t have the answer to many of them. Indeed, it requires strict adherence to the scientific method to weigh a Black man’s desire for different hair colors against his trepidation of possibly joining the ginger ranks. Of course, these questions are some of the most difficult questions known to man. Philosophers have toiled over the answers. For the better part of a thousand years men have studied artistic renditions of Jesus, perplexed by his whiteness. He was in the Middle East, for His sake! And so, thoughtful men have pondered the origins of his pallor. Moreover, historians are puzzled by the rather Hallmark saying: It’s easier said than done. Could it be that the saying out-dates the very advent of tongue-twisters? It would seem to be so because, otherwise, it would be quite as easily said than done, and both would be difficult, no?
And so, I would like to open this up for discussion: Do you have an answer to one of the above? Do you have other questions that deserve to join their ranks? Sound off below!