How I wish there were a day when all the idiots identified themselves. I know, I know: Ash Wednesday was yesterday. On second thought, I think that’s a bit unfair. Catholics aren’t that dumb; who else had the gall and forethought to squelch the to-wear-or-not-to-wear-a-condom argument before condoms even existed? And by using a holier-than-thou argument, no less!
Ash (Ketchum) Wednesday